You'll most likely be eaten by a Grue.

You'll most likely be eaten by a Grue.

Postby kennethsepeti » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:49 am

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If you haven\'t played Zork yet, you don\'t know anything about retro gaming. This game is so retro, that George Washington played it. I know this because I am a time traveler and I grew up on a Commodore 64 [run: garfield.exe].

Zork is a text-based adventure game that requires you to use something called \"imagination\". There are no pictures or sound effects. All of that is supplied from that little head of yours stopped up with malted hops and Red Bull. So give it a shot, and I guarantee you\'ll suck so badly at it that you\'ll Google the answers.

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P.S. Why is the text so small by default. I couldn\'t read it even if I had the squinting powers of Gilbert Gottfried.
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Re:You'll most likely be eaten by a Grue.

Postby Axikal » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:22 pm

I\'m preparing to have my arse cornholed by this game. That statement just excited teh Gosu 8)
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Re:You'll most likely be eaten by a Grue.

Postby kennethsepeti » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:11 pm

Unless you physically write down where you\'ve been, you\'ll probably get lost. Especially if you don\'t play it for a couple days.
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